Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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