That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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