I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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