I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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