Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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