I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Enjoy the penises
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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