like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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