just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
