pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm jealous of your bromance
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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