So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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