apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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