fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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