i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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