There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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