I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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