My room smells like vodka and shame
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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