whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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