Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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