After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Do vagina's smell?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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