omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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