i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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