They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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