question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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