i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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