But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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