Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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