is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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