It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
