Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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