Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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