Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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