If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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