Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
