I want to stick my p in your. b.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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