we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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