bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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