He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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