Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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