The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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