in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
