Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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