Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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