Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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