so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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