i don't like sucking hair
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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