I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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