actually, I'm a sock model
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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