Got a toothbrush?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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