he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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