No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
