We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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