I wish i was in the wii world.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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