If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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