Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize
