I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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