those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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