5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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