Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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