Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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