they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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